bald

Haircut day selfie with my teen

On an episode of Seinfeld, Elaine urges her boyfriend, a swimmer with a shaved head, to grow out his hair. It turns out he’s bald. That’s me, except I’m no swimmer and Elaine isn’t my girlfriend. A couple of years ago, I went for a summer hair cut. I asked for short. My barber misheard and put the clippers on the lowest setting and voila. Since then, shaved head has been my go-to coiffure. Bald has really come in handy during COVID. When I get a little shaggy, the clipper comes out and zip zip zip, no muss, no fuss.